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iZombie Bloody Maria

iZombie Bloody Maria

I can’t imagine I’m the only one who watches The CW’s adorably creepy comedy/cop show/zombie satire, iZombie, awaiting the food-prep scenes with baited breath. The show itself follows the undead criminal investigations of Liv Moore (Seattle medical resident-turned-zombie-turned-medical-examiner-and-“psychic”-police-consultant), fueled by her consumption of murder victims’ brains that result in flashback visions of the crimes, which in turn assist in bringing the murderers to justice. But, ever the foodie, I find the five or so seconds per episode where Liv prepares her “brain food” to be endlessly entertaining, to the point that I went back through Seasons 1 and 2 in order to detail Liv’s cerebellum culinary adventures. I’m eagerly awaiting what she’ll make on tonight’s all-new episode, and plan on enjoying an uber-spicy Bloody Maria cocktail (a nod to both zombies’ propensity for consuming hot sauce and the cocktail Lowell Tracy makes for Liv, sparking their ill-fated romance in Season 1) while I watch with glee.

iZombie Bloody Maria

2 oz Espolón Tequila
4 oz Spicy Hot V8 Juice
1/2 of 1 lime, squeezed
4 dashes Worcestershire sauce
2 dashes Trader Joe’s Habanero Sauce*
2 dashes Melinda’s Naga Jolokia Ghost Pepper Sauce*
1 pinch Ground black pepper
Tajin Fruit and Snack Seasoning (for garnish)
Red jalapeño pepper (for garnish)

*note! These hot sauces are extremely spicy – feel free to substitute with Tobasco or Tapatío, based on preference!

Add all the ingredients to a shaker and fill with ice.

Shake, then strain into a glass rimmed with Tajin seasoning, and garnish with split red jalapeño pepper.

DressLaura Byrnes Lana Cocktail Dress in Melting Leopard Canvas
Lips: Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick in American Doll
Brows: Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer in Ebony

My ultra-spicy take on a Bloody Maria!

My ultra-spicy take on a Bloody Maria!

Mmm...brains...

Mmm...brains...

Episode 1.1 - Brains with Cup-O-Noodles

Episode 1.1 - Brains with Cup-O-Noodles

Episode 1.2 - Brains in a  Hot Pocket

Episode 1.2 - Brains in a  Hot Pocket

Episode 1.3 - Brains on a cracker with Sriracha

Episode 1.3 - Brains on a cracker with Sriracha

Episode 1.4 - Brains in rice with Sriracha

Episode 1.4 - Brains in rice with Sriracha

Episode 1.4 - Meat Cute's braised cerebellum a la grenobloise

Episode 1.4 - Meat Cute's braised cerebellum a la grenobloise

Episode 1.5 - Not brains, but the inspiration behind my Bloody Maria Cocktail!

Episode 1.5 - Not brains, but the inspiration behind my Bloody Maria Cocktail!

Episode 1.8 - Brains with salad

Episode 1.8 - Brains with salad

Episode 1.10 - Brains with pasta and vegetables

Episode 1.10 - Brains with pasta and vegetables

Episode 1.12 - Brain and mushroom pizza

Episode 1.12 - Brain and mushroom pizza

Episode 1.13 - Brain BLT

Episode 1.13 - Brain BLT

Episode 2.1 - Brain Spaghetti Bolognese

Episode 2.1 - Brain Spaghetti Bolognese

Episode 2.2 - Brain Nachos

Episode 2.2 - Brain Nachos

Episode 2.3 - Tuna and Brain-stuffed Tomato

Episode 2.3 - Tuna and Brain-stuffed Tomato

Episode 2.4 - Brain Hush Puppies

Episode 2.4 - Brain Hush Puppies

Episode 2.5 - Brain Omelet

Episode 2.5 - Brain Omelet

Episode 2.6 - Brain Oysters Rockefeller

Episode 2.6 - Brain Oysters Rockefeller

2.7 - Brain Stew

2.7 - Brain Stew

Episode 2.8 - Brain ants on a log

Episode 2.8 - Brain ants on a log

Episode 2.9 - Brain Sub Sandwich

Episode 2.9 - Brain Sub Sandwich

Episode 2.10 - Brain TV dinner

Episode 2.10 - Brain TV dinner

Episode 2.11 - Brain Chiles en Nogada

Episode 2.11 - Brain Chiles en Nogada

Episode 2.12 - Brain Sushi

Episode 2.12 - Brain Sushi

Episode 2.13 - Brain Burger

Episode 2.13 - Brain Burger

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